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The Ultimate Fetus Launcher
Created on 2004-03-17 15:29:35 (#2542060), last updated 2009-09-15
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Basic Info BioMy name is Lucas. I just recently stopped playing drums in a band called Conrad Come Home, due to the fact that I have tendonitis in my wrists. The band was made up of members from the band Wire In My Cereal (WIMC), a band which I used to play electric guitar in. Right now I am attending Uvic hoping to get a degree in Business. I don't like school. Actually I really dislike it. This just seems like the only way to end up with a decent job, and be able to move out as quick as possible.
Feel free to add me. All entries are public, and I only post when I have pictures and/or something good to say. The choice is yours.
Oh, and I also have a facebook, but personally I think facebook is pretty damn boring.
Wire In My Cereal Is Love
Soccer Is Love
"Shit, I just ate a giant toffee and now I can't chew, i'm screwed!" - Tim
"Salad is for people who would rather be drinking water" - My brother Martin
"MSN is about as useful as putting a fax machines in your toaster." - Me
"fuk, thats the second time my guitar fell on my lego pyramid.." - Adrian
"Go go gadget Wang Saber!!!" - Jere
"noooooooooooo i just spilled teddy grams everywhere!!!" - Tim
"Think before you talk, so I don't have to think about why you're talking." - me
"I don't get why people would slurp when drinking a can of pop; You could just tilt it a little bit more!!" - Josh
"omg, what is it today?? like be mean day to me??" - Shaista
"Then again, you should never underestimate people's stupidity, because you will always be suprised." - Kelly
"you should show girls some more respect" - Shaista
"yea, I'll get respect all over your face" - Jacob
"God damn, I hate having gym first block; you get dressed and come to school, and then you have to get dressed all over again!" - Me
"Yea I know man! like seriously, it's hard enough the first time!" - Mike
"lets face it. before there was black people. there was me. the end" - Adrian
"man i wish there was technology that let you put Cd's into your head so music could play there" - Melissa
"This guy was dislexic, but he was cross-eyed as well, so everything he said came out right." - Gumbo
"I will re-double my efforts" - Equilibrium
Mark - In toronto it would take you 1 resume and about 30seconds to be offically hired.
Me - All I can accomplish in 30 seconds in victoria is finding an old person.
"My New Years resolution: Stop being so God damn sexy" - Stevo
"Geez, today was an even bigger failure then any attempt of NickleBack trying to sing. Man, that guy's voice is like a dead goat suffocating in Kraft Dinner while getting raped by a sloth. I think it's the sound you hear when you are about to die." - Me
"That pop is no play in here!" - Bus Driver
L u c a s - LOLLL
L u c a s - wagging
L u c a s - omg, the best word ever
L u c a s - especially in the same sentence as dildo
"Speaking of whipping it out, me and Lucas discussed today how impossible it would be to have sex in an elevator. Then we progressed into how awkward it would be to be having sex in the elevator in one of the twin towers." - Mike
"when I grow up, I want to be a minesweeper" - Mike
"My other math teacher is hilarious. He's an asian guy, who frequently does the robot accidentally." - Me
"yea obviously they were too teabagged to even move, so you had time to esacpe before they knew what was going on" - Tim
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - someone
"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail." - someone else
"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless." - someone (probably describing me)
"I'm eating a piece of cake bigger than your life has ever seen" - Me
"I want to be the best in the world at something. But not some stupid world record. Sure I could spend years and years training my stomach to be able to eat telephones, and then go and beat the telephone eating world record, but damn that'd be useless" - Me
"What's the deal with cows? They're always serrounded with fences but why? Like seriously, if you put a cow on the loose, that cow is going absolutely nowhere, and fast." - Me
"I don't get why some buildings have an axe beside their fire extinguisher. If you’re stuck in a flaming building everyone is panicking and going crazy. If one of them takes out an axe I don’t think the fire is your biggest problem anymore." - Me
"I hate when people ask you what's your favorite quote. I've heard too many funny quotes to chose one, and I wouldn't say one anyways. It's too depressing. It's like, "hey, that was funny when that happened. Too bad now I'm bored shitless and stuck on msn."" - Me
"I'm going to canada on a business trip with my family to score better weed" - Molly
"Shoving 2 people in the same shower never seems to end well" - Me
"Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty." - Stevo
Me - I'm gonna go eat breakfast and lunch ... at the same time
April - why don't you mix them together?
Me - Yeah man, I'm gonna have the best hog dog cereal ever
"Hedley? No sorry, I don't listen to singing vaginas" - Stevo
"...getting hit in the gonads, via cosmic rays." - Dr.Foss
"...because going 100 000 km/s is fast. Even if you drive a Honda." - Dr.Illner
"You know how in high school english you read all these shitty short stories that are all about nothing, and then the teacher always says that there’s a “secret hidden theme” that is somehow “brilliant and ingenious”? And you look at the story and say, wtf, this story sucks ass and absolutely nothing happens, but then the teacher’s all like IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND IT’S SUCH ORGASMIC LITERATURE!!! Anyways, we were assigned to write a short story, so I said, fuck it, I have no ideas for a good story, so I’m going to write a massive piece of shit, but have a hidden theme. The only thing to complete my horrible plan, was to come up with the worst name ever. Samir Hasmor. The story is about a man called Samir Hasmor who builds a table every day, and then burns it at night. The town he lives in forces him to leave because of this, and then everyone in the town dies for absolutely no reason. For my amazing effort I received an astonishing A, and from that moment on, I finally knew why english sucks ass." - Me
"I found an architecture design I did a long time ago. It was done in pencil, but for some reason I still used white out. What the hell was I thinking." - Me
"I stopped shaving. I figure if I have to suffer by studying, I’m not going to suffer by shaving as well. Although I did buy more shavers. Yeah, 12 for 3 dollars. Bargain of the century. But I did have many choices. For example, 2 Gillette extreme stupendous 5 blade fusion razors for like 20 dollars. Screw Gillette. I’d rather get 12 for $3, and buy a $17 popsicle." - Me
"Man I'm hungry. I could eat a cactus." - Melissa S.
(two guys sitting behind me, after a really confusing stats class)
Guy #1 - Wow that class was hard. Practically everything just flew right over my head.
Guy #2 - Yeah. That's why I always wear a hat.
Me - Who ever gets my present is screwd. Half is broken, and the other half is just random.
Adrian - Wait, is it a women?
"Let me toss some chili sauce on this remix" - DnB Radio
"The height of my alcohol signifies my approval" - Me
"Oh My God There's Beer In This Beer Can!!!" - Andrew
"wow niiiice I love surprize-gasms" - Jere
"His pockets are huge! He's not wearing shorts, he's wearing pockets!" - me
"Last night at 11:25pm I got off the bus and the driver said "have a nice day!" and I was just thinking, man, that's a lot of pressure because today ends in 35 minutes." - me
"I thought abbreviations like 'lol' were used around the world, but I was talking to my friend Hassan from middle east and I said a really funny joke and he's like dude that's totally FOCL, and obviously I'm like what the hell is FOCL and he's like falling off camel laughing." - comedian on late late show
"i can hardly stand sitting" - April
"if only we knew a lot of gay people" - Adrian
"those guys don't want to play the way i want to play" - April
Feel free to add me. All entries are public, and I only post when I have pictures and/or something good to say. The choice is yours.
Oh, and I also have a facebook, but personally I think facebook is pretty damn boring.
Wire In My Cereal Is Love
Soccer Is Love
"Shit, I just ate a giant toffee and now I can't chew, i'm screwed!" - Tim
"Salad is for people who would rather be drinking water" - My brother Martin
"MSN is about as useful as putting a fax machines in your toaster." - Me
"fuk, thats the second time my guitar fell on my lego pyramid.." - Adrian
"Go go gadget Wang Saber!!!" - Jere
"noooooooooooo i just spilled teddy grams everywhere!!!" - Tim
"Think before you talk, so I don't have to think about why you're talking." - me
"I don't get why people would slurp when drinking a can of pop; You could just tilt it a little bit more!!" - Josh
"omg, what is it today?? like be mean day to me??" - Shaista
"Then again, you should never underestimate people's stupidity, because you will always be suprised." - Kelly
"you should show girls some more respect" - Shaista
"yea, I'll get respect all over your face" - Jacob
"God damn, I hate having gym first block; you get dressed and come to school, and then you have to get dressed all over again!" - Me
"Yea I know man! like seriously, it's hard enough the first time!" - Mike
"lets face it. before there was black people. there was me. the end" - Adrian
"man i wish there was technology that let you put Cd's into your head so music could play there" - Melissa
"This guy was dislexic, but he was cross-eyed as well, so everything he said came out right." - Gumbo
"I will re-double my efforts" - Equilibrium
Mark - In toronto it would take you 1 resume and about 30seconds to be offically hired.
Me - All I can accomplish in 30 seconds in victoria is finding an old person.
"My New Years resolution: Stop being so God damn sexy" - Stevo
"Geez, today was an even bigger failure then any attempt of NickleBack trying to sing. Man, that guy's voice is like a dead goat suffocating in Kraft Dinner while getting raped by a sloth. I think it's the sound you hear when you are about to die." - Me
"That pop is no play in here!" - Bus Driver
L u c a s - LOLLL
L u c a s - wagging
L u c a s - omg, the best word ever
L u c a s - especially in the same sentence as dildo
"Speaking of whipping it out, me and Lucas discussed today how impossible it would be to have sex in an elevator. Then we progressed into how awkward it would be to be having sex in the elevator in one of the twin towers." - Mike
"when I grow up, I want to be a minesweeper" - Mike
"My other math teacher is hilarious. He's an asian guy, who frequently does the robot accidentally." - Me
"yea obviously they were too teabagged to even move, so you had time to esacpe before they knew what was going on" - Tim
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - someone
"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail." - someone else
"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless." - someone (probably describing me)
"I'm eating a piece of cake bigger than your life has ever seen" - Me
"I want to be the best in the world at something. But not some stupid world record. Sure I could spend years and years training my stomach to be able to eat telephones, and then go and beat the telephone eating world record, but damn that'd be useless" - Me
"What's the deal with cows? They're always serrounded with fences but why? Like seriously, if you put a cow on the loose, that cow is going absolutely nowhere, and fast." - Me
"I don't get why some buildings have an axe beside their fire extinguisher. If you’re stuck in a flaming building everyone is panicking and going crazy. If one of them takes out an axe I don’t think the fire is your biggest problem anymore." - Me
"I hate when people ask you what's your favorite quote. I've heard too many funny quotes to chose one, and I wouldn't say one anyways. It's too depressing. It's like, "hey, that was funny when that happened. Too bad now I'm bored shitless and stuck on msn."" - Me
"I'm going to canada on a business trip with my family to score better weed" - Molly
"Shoving 2 people in the same shower never seems to end well" - Me
"Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty." - Stevo
Me - I'm gonna go eat breakfast and lunch ... at the same time
April - why don't you mix them together?
Me - Yeah man, I'm gonna have the best hog dog cereal ever
"Hedley? No sorry, I don't listen to singing vaginas" - Stevo
"...getting hit in the gonads, via cosmic rays." - Dr.Foss
"...because going 100 000 km/s is fast. Even if you drive a Honda." - Dr.Illner
"You know how in high school english you read all these shitty short stories that are all about nothing, and then the teacher always says that there’s a “secret hidden theme” that is somehow “brilliant and ingenious”? And you look at the story and say, wtf, this story sucks ass and absolutely nothing happens, but then the teacher’s all like IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND IT’S SUCH ORGASMIC LITERATURE!!! Anyways, we were assigned to write a short story, so I said, fuck it, I have no ideas for a good story, so I’m going to write a massive piece of shit, but have a hidden theme. The only thing to complete my horrible plan, was to come up with the worst name ever. Samir Hasmor. The story is about a man called Samir Hasmor who builds a table every day, and then burns it at night. The town he lives in forces him to leave because of this, and then everyone in the town dies for absolutely no reason. For my amazing effort I received an astonishing A, and from that moment on, I finally knew why english sucks ass." - Me
"I found an architecture design I did a long time ago. It was done in pencil, but for some reason I still used white out. What the hell was I thinking." - Me
"I stopped shaving. I figure if I have to suffer by studying, I’m not going to suffer by shaving as well. Although I did buy more shavers. Yeah, 12 for 3 dollars. Bargain of the century. But I did have many choices. For example, 2 Gillette extreme stupendous 5 blade fusion razors for like 20 dollars. Screw Gillette. I’d rather get 12 for $3, and buy a $17 popsicle." - Me
"Man I'm hungry. I could eat a cactus." - Melissa S.
(two guys sitting behind me, after a really confusing stats class)
Guy #1 - Wow that class was hard. Practically everything just flew right over my head.
Guy #2 - Yeah. That's why I always wear a hat.
Me - Who ever gets my present is screwd. Half is broken, and the other half is just random.
Adrian - Wait, is it a women?
"Let me toss some chili sauce on this remix" - DnB Radio
"The height of my alcohol signifies my approval" - Me
"Oh My God There's Beer In This Beer Can!!!" - Andrew
"wow niiiice I love surprize-gasms" - Jere
"His pockets are huge! He's not wearing shorts, he's wearing pockets!" - me
"Last night at 11:25pm I got off the bus and the driver said "have a nice day!" and I was just thinking, man, that's a lot of pressure because today ends in 35 minutes." - me
"I thought abbreviations like 'lol' were used around the world, but I was talking to my friend Hassan from middle east and I said a really funny joke and he's like dude that's totally FOCL, and obviously I'm like what the hell is FOCL and he's like falling off camel laughing." - comedian on late late show
"i can hardly stand sitting" - April
"if only we knew a lot of gay people" - Adrian
"those guys don't want to play the way i want to play" - April
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Campus View Elementary School - Victoria, BC, Canada (1992 - 2000)Lansdowne Junior Secondary School - Victoria, BC, Canada (2000 - 2003)
Mount Douglas Secondary School - Victoria, BC, Canada (2003 - 2005)
University of Victoria - Victoria, BC, Canada (2005 - present)
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